the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
(Source: anotherbadpoem)
who
doesn’t
love
this
man
(Source: super-exo-junior)
why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
“Honestly, I should work on my facial expressions more than my dancing.”
(Source: foryourwish)